Food

Hi,

I've got a hunger for some food -  how about we stop by the store before going to my place?

Cool Shave

Hi,

Having a cool shave -  get me some ice aftershave!

Brain Damagd

Hi,

You look brain damaged -  let me get you a drink to cheer you up!

Nice Cup

Hi,

That's a nice cup 0 you can stay;

Movie Marathon

Hi,

I love movies -  let's rent ten of them and run a marathon over take-away!

Go For A Walk

Hi,

A feel like a frog sitting on a stone - want to go for a walk?

Share A Drink

Hi,

I do like a fine drink but with you it could be a refine experience - want to share a drink?

Bad Meal

Hi,

Did you vomit in my pasta -  it's chunky!

Ice-Berg

Hi,

Did an ice-berg hit the shoreline?  It just got really cold!

A Dog

Hi,

I have a dog and you have a dog -  how about we walk them together?

Trade

Hi,

It's so hot -  I need to trade my hot dog for ice cream -  want to have the rest of my meal so I can have a treat?

Computer Games

Hi,

I like computer games - want to come to the arcade for some fun?

Money

Hi,

I am poor - can you give me some money?

Take Umbrella Down

Hi,

You're too fat -  mind taking your umbrella down so I can squeeze in right next to you?

Too Tall

Hi,

You're too tall can you sit down with me so I can watch the game?

Sunny

Hi,

It is sunny - need to shade yourself at the cafe across the street?

Go Out

Hi,

I want to go out with your mum - can you introduce us?

Cheap Detroit

Detroit has some cheap places for $22, 500

Thiland Resort

Thiland selling apartments for profit.  If you want to invest here is the opportunity!  $22, 540 pounds!

Noodles

Hi,

Want to know what's small and thin?  Noodles!  Let's have lunch!

Dinner Time

Hi,

It's that time again -  lets go and share a meal over conversation!

Lunch

Hi,

What time is it?  Want to have lunch?

Movie

Hi,

I have time to kill -  want to see a movie?

Hungry As A Dog

Hi,

I am as hungry as a dog -  want to grab some hot dogs from the stand and run?

Questionable

Hi,

Where's the beef?  I have to tell them I have turkey!

Different

Hi,

You look different -  have we not met?

Rash

Hi,

I have a rash -  where you do go when you want to see a doctor?

What Are You Doing

Hi,

What are you doing tonight?  Staying in or going out?  Either way can I hang out with you?

Dentist

Hi,

I know you hate going to a Roman Catholic dentist but who else is going to hold you down while they're ripping your two front teeth out?

Dark Morning

Hi,

It's dark!  Want to go out for a early morning stroll?

A Swim

Hi,

It's hot -  I might go for a swim, want to join me?

Sleeping In

Hi,

Having a sleep in?  Want me to turn on the television -  I have a good movie you can watch;

Time Off Work

Hi,

Taking time off work?  Want me to go home with you?

Weather

Hi,

How's the weather outside? Want to go for a walk?

Chocolate

Do you like chocolate -  I enjoy sweets and have a trove in my kitchen!

Date

Hi,

What do you do on a date?  I'll like to join you on one!

Tennis

Hi,

Want to help me play tennis -  I'll bright the equipment if you bring your shoes!

What You Eat

Hi,

Can you tell me what you like to eat so I can make it for you at dinner tonight?

Love

Hi,

Help me!  My heart just starting beating as soon as I saw you!

Dinner

Hi,

What have you got planned for dinner?  I was thinking a night out at the restaurant!

Morning Coffee

Hi,

It's early this morning -  have you had your morning coffee yet?

Bank

Hi,

Have you heard of a bank?  It's where they keep your money -  take me to one and let me see how much you have?

Fishing

Hi,

Have you gone to the river -  news is that every line has a catch!  Want to try and catch some fish?

Good Looking

Hi,

Good looking -  how's it going?

Cool Down

Hi,

It's hot - let's cool down the heat with some ice cubes!

Night Out

Hi,

How was your night out -  as exciting as a night in with me?

Ten Minutes

Hi,

I have ten minutes -  what do you want to do?

Sunbake On Rocks

Hi,

I feel like I am hitting the rocks -  let's go to the beach and sun-bake on them!

Better World

Hi,

I would like to take a taste of a better world -  want to go to my place?

Sizzle

Hi,

I am bright and sunny and full of sizzle -  want to make a date over a BBQ?

McDonalds

Hi,

I have sixty cents -  let's share some Mc Donalds ice cream!

Good Time

Hi,

Having a good time -  want to go outside and have a better time?

Hello

Hi,

 How do you do -  I think I am in love;

Picnic

Hi,

I feel like going to  a picnic -  want to bring your mat and join me?

Dance

Hi,

Tonight is the dance, want to toe tap together?

Sick

Hi,

I feel sick -  let me barf in your hat and I'll call it a favor!

Home

Hi,

I am willing to go home to have a good time -  do you want to come with me?

Hows Your Night?

Hi,

So how has your night been?  Busy or lame?  Maybe we can hit the nightclub and we get it exciting?

Good Shape

Hi,

Have you been doing your exercise?  Good, I can see you have kept yourself in good shape!

Good morning

Hi,

Have you had a good morning?  What would make it better!

No strangers

Hi,

What are you doing on this side of town  -  don't you know the sign reads 'no strangers'!  Maybe you can come up to my apartment and we be friends?

Parents Dead

Hi,

Have you heard the news?  Your parents are dead -  now you can go out with me!

Fine

Hi,

Snap!  You are fine!

Cheese!

Hi,

Say cheese!  I want to take your picture!

I Like You

Hi,

I may have been born yesterday but I like you;

Hairstyle

Hi,

I like your style of hair!  Come home with me and show me how you do it that way!

A Drive

Hi,

I enjoy going for a drive -  do you have somewhere you can take me to?

Go To Races?

Hi,

I like your style!  Want to go to the races with me?

Good Apppearance

Hi,

You have great physical appearance!  Do you eat Vegemite?

Home-made Ice Cream

Hi,

Want some ice-cream?  I'm just put custard in it and want someone to try it out!

Calculator In Pocket

Hi,

Is that a calculator in your pocket?  Can I use it to do taxes?  I'll drop it back to your place when I'm done!

Knock On Door

Hi,

I would like to knock on your door more often -  you wouldn't mind that would you?  It would make us the best of neighbors!

Vacation Time

Hi,

I feel tight eyed and run down -  how about we jump in your car and head for a weekend vacation?

Manager to Employee

Hi,

I hope you are a wiz on computers because I'm clueless... are you okay with taking instruction from a blonde?

Spare Tire

Hi,

Got a spare tire?  My tires are flat and in need of some aid!

Lunch

Hi,

I've got a hunger for some lunch -  how about we grab some takeaway and take it to the park?

Cousin

Hi,

I have a cousin who looks like you -  are you them?  Want to come home and watch TV?

Related

Hi,

I think we're related -  let's chat over breakfast and free coffee!

Free Lunch

Hi,

It's so cold I spent five hundred dollars on heater bills - want to give me a free lunch?

Woke Up Early

Hi,

I woke up early this morning just to see if you would come to the park for a run! Want to jog to the shops and buy breakfast?

Skip Work

Hi,

Sometimes I feel like skipping work like I were skipping school -  want to take a break and pretend we are teenagers on the run?

Movies

Hi,

So do you think that you will take time out to come to the movies with me?

What Should I Do

Hi,

Is it cold or should I ask you to take off my jacket?

Fish

Hi,

Do you like fish?  How about we take a boat and try to catch one?

Take Me To Lunch

Hi,

I am feeling hungry -  want to take me out to lunch and have a memorable afternoon?

Park

Hi,

I like to walk through the park -  want to throw crumbs into the water and watch the ducks chase after them?

Hot Dog

Hi,

Do you want to grab a hot dog -  I'll take the sausage and you can take the bun!

Walk With Me

Hi,

When it rains I want to go for a walk -  will you walk with me?  Rain makes excellent romance!

Guy Girl

Hi,

I'm a guy who was once a girl -  wanna be friends, I'll take you somewhere special and show you what a great guy a girl like me really is!

Bed Safe

Hi,

I'm a girl underneath a guy there's no risk in sleeping in the same bed;

Stay Over

Hi,

There's no room in my apartment, can I come stay at your house instead?

Disco

Hi,

If got burning feet -  wanna come disco?

Sunny Day

Hi,

There's loads of sun -  if you come to the beach you can see me take my clothes off!

Pub Invite

Hi,

I have just learned that there is going to be live music at the local pub -  what to share a couple of drinks and enjoy it?

Ice Cream

I like ice-cream - what to buy me one from the store down the street?  Maybe I could walk there with you!

Party?

Hi,

So would you like to join my family and friends to party?  They know how to make god punch;

A Show

Hi,

There's a show on this weekend -  want to pay for a ticket and meet me there?

Beach

Hi,

So now that the summer is here do you want to go to the beach for a swim, with me?

What Are You Doing?

Hi,

What are you doing this afternoon -  going out or staying in? Want company?

Doctor

Hi,

I feel sick -  are you a doctor?  Want to check me out?

Rivers Meet

Hi,

All rivers meet for a reason, are you that reason?

Do I Know You?

Hi,

I feel like I am losing my head -  do I know you?

Walk?

Hi,

The sun is shining would you like to go for a walk and cool down on ice-cream?

What Do You Want

Hi,

Want to go to the concert or to my place to share a drink?

Coat For Shelter

Hi,

It's raining - can your coat be my umbrella?

Back Of Bus

Hi,

Want to go to the back of the bus for a bit of conversation without chatter?

Telephone

Hi,

Is that telephone in your pocket so that you can collect my number?

Phone Chat

Hi,

Can we have a chat over the phone?  I would like to tell you how I feel when not wearing my stockings!

Money

Hi,

I have a bag of money would you like to spend it with me?

Lunch With Friends

Hi,

I would like to have lunch with my friends, would you like to come?

A Lift Home

Hi,

Tonight I need a lift home - offer me a ride?

Ocean Swim

Hi,

Come for a walk and I'll show you the ocean where we can share a swim!

Breakfast

Hi,

Are you going to the city?  Will you buy me breakfast -  we can eat it together when you return!

Going To Bed

Hi,

Going to bed?  Me too -  let's snuggle!

Identity Please

Hi,

I would like to see your indentity please so that we can know more about one another and how compatible we are!

Clean For You

Hi,

I am looking for something to do -  let me clean your bathroom and you can watch me bathe!

Promotion

Hi,

I am looking for a promotion -  let me clean your house wearing a maids costume?

What Do You Want

Hi,

What do you want to do with me?  Take me out or take me home?

Cracker?

Hi,

Would you like a cracker or something a little more intimate like a lolly-pop?

I Smell

Hi,

I smell something different about you -  new cologne?

Taylor Hanson The Conspiracy

Hi,

You know Taylor Hanson, he's a woman -  are you one too or do you want to take me home!

Coke

Hi,

I feel like Pepsi -  how about we join forces and share a coke zero!

Eyes Clear

Hi,

Are those eyes clear because you look like yesterday when it's tomorrow!

Go Out With Me

Hi,

Are you ready to go out with me or not?

Hair Raiser

Hi,

I would like to see you with your hair up -  could you come to see a scary movie with me?

Sun Go Down

Hi,

I love to see the sun go down -  have you got a place with a balcony?

What Are You Reading?

Hi,

What are you going to be doing this afternoon -  reading a book or reading me?

Get To Know Me

Hi,

How would you like to get to know me by phone, email, or webcam?

Tea or Coffee

Hi,

Would you like to come to my place for tea?  Or would you like to go to the store for coffee?

Panty

Hi,

I am going to a concert, want to party with me?

Next Door

Hi,

Do you live next door or am I just trying to link you to one of my past boyfriends?

Name Please

Hi,

What's your name? I would like to get to know you!

Taller?

Hi,

Have you gotten taller or have my eyes just begun to notice you?

New Phone

Hi,

I have a new phone, will you give me your phone number so I can trial it?

Shoe Shopping

Hi,

I have sore feet -  want to come shoe shopping?  I'll let you buy what shoe you like the best!

A Swim

Hi,

I love the sky, it's like an ocean and I want to swim in it - will you swim with me?

What I Want

Hi,

There are two things I want the most in life -  dinner and you!  Will you give me what I want?

What Should I Do

Hi,

Tomorrow I go shopping, what do you think I should do today?

Free Doctor

Hi,

I was told to go to the doctor and heard that you are one!  Can I go to your place and get checked out for free?

Valentines Sweets

Hi,

Yesterday was Valentines and I got lucky -  how many sweets were you treated to?

Story

Hi,

What is your story -  I want a book to read!

An Itch

Hi,

I have an itch on my back -  maybe we can go to the beach and you can scratch it!

War Yesterday

Hi,

War was yesterday, today we can do whatever we want! What do you want to do?

A Drink

Hi,

I am waiting for a cab want to hail me a drink?

Close A Deal

Hi,

I want to close a deal - want to be my parter?  We can split 50-50 on the bed!

Coke

Hi,

Let's drink coke and be merry!

Before I Die

Hi,

I would like to have a kid before I die -  would you like to offer me one?

Concert

Hi,

Want to go to a concert and see if we live or die?

Love Story

Hi,

I am Cinderella and I love love stories -  would you like to be mine?

Drink

Hi,

I have a craving for a drink -  are you the kind of person who likes to see a person get drunk?

Violent Place

Hi,

The world is a violent place - let's make peace over dinner!

Slowing Down

Hi,

My body is slowing down, can you help me make it run faster?

To Bed

Hi,

It is late, I want to go to bed - do you want to come with me?

A Date?

Hi,

What's your number?  What's your name?  Can I call for a date?

Cigaretts

Hi,

Got a light?  You do?  how about you buy me some cigaretts as well?

Valentine

Hi,

If I counted to 3 I could tell you how many heartbeats I had before I fell in love; will you be my Velentine?

Live Alone

Hi,

I would like to share a secret - I live alone; would you like to visit me sometime?

Cold Night

Hi,

It's a cold night and I forgot my jumper, and you offer your arms instead?

From The Past

Hi,

This is a small world -  I haven't seen you sine I was  a kid living in old country town!  How about we catch up on old memories?

Come To Dinner

Hi,

I feel like food -  come to dinner and I'll pay!

Call Me

Hi,

Call me and I'll be dirty while washing myself clean!

Follow Me

Hi,

I would like to go for a walk -  follow me and become my pet!

Money

Hi,

Are you the kind of guy with money?  I'm the kind of woman who loves money!

Mature Secretary

Hi,

I am a mature secretary -  get a promotion and I will give you a date!

Chunk For Hunk

Hi,

You look like a hunk -  let me be your chunck of bread and meat patty!

Want to Walk

Hi,


I feel like going for a walk -  show me the direction to your front door.

Wet and Rainy

Hi,

It's wet and rainy -  got a car to take me to somewhere dry?

Chocolate

Hi,

The world is like chocolate - sweet satifaction in one bite!  I think you could be my chocolate bar!

Like Cream

hi,

I like cream -  you seem to have the goods and I want to eat you for dessert!

Black Girl

Hi,

I am a black girl wanting to make the world as black as me - come home with  me?

Gamble

Hi,

I love to gamble -  how about we make a night of the town and lose all out money?

Iron Suppliment

Hi,

To get my iron of the day I eat banana's.   Want to come to my house and share my secret recipe?

Bath

Hi,

It's too cold to go out -   how about you come to my place? We can have a bath!

Moon Big as Heart

Hi,

The moon is big as my heart -  how about we adventure it?

Chocolate

Hi,

I am eating chocolate -  would you like dessert?  Maybe I should melt the chocolate, or you melt it for me?

Facebook Friends

Hi,

I have been getting into Facebook - finding friends is really fun!  Do you have friends?  How about you be mine?

A Brush

Hi,

My hair looks like it is a mess and I want to comb it -  got a brush?

Fab Stockings

Hi,

Everyone says that my stockings look great, but they don't tell me what they feel like -  want to be the first person to try out a touch and feel?

Too Hot

Hi,

I have a jacket on and I can't wait to take it off!  Maybe we can go into your car so that  I can cool myself?

Girls Night Out

Hi,

I am wanting a girls night out but with a guy!  If you are that kind of guy with a feminine side, then come out with me and have girly  fun!

Wanting To Be A Woman

Hi,

I am a girl who is wanting to turn into a woman.  If you have to spend, spent it on me and I will turn into your wife!

Prince Charming

Hi,

Hi, I have been dreaming about Prince Charming.  Before today I never thought he was real - go out with me?

Want To Chat

Hi,

I am sitting on a chair relaxing.  Would love to have a bit of a chat -  how about I give you my number and you call me? 

A Rash

Hi,

I have a rash on my skin and need some cream to help me out.  Do you have anything I can use?  If so, come on over and spray me!

Somewhere Special

Hi,

I love romance.  Take me somewhere special where I can feel special and you will be able to see how special I am.

Feeling Cold

Hi,

I am feeling lonely tonight -  it is cold and I don't feel like going outside.  If I call you will you visit me and warm me up?  I hope you come soon, I am so cold... so cold...

Love Cookies

Hi,

I love cookies -  buy me a packet there will only be crumbs left!  If you want to buy me cookies I'll go on a date;  agreed?

Borrowed Money

Hi,

I just got some money from my dad.  He doesn't know I don't need to go on a school excursion I just wanted the money for fun.  Come pick me up?

Chicken Soup

Hi,

I hear the cure for winter blues is chicken soup.  Let's not talk around the pen, let's go and have a nice dinner make for chicks!  Wanna come?

Love Washing Hair

Hi,

I am the kind of person who loves to shampoo my hair.  I like the soft and the luster, and I love the smell of clean hair!  If you want to know more about my hair come home with me I can show you how I wash it!

Glow Gloss

Hi,

I like to wear lipstick all day long -  but when it is night I don't like to wear plain lipstick, I like to wear glow gloss!  Glow gloss is the new night life fad to make my lips glow in the dark!  Can you see me?  Catch me fast!

Want A good Dau

Hi,

I would love to have a good day.  If you are a good person then take me out to your house and show me what you like to do!

It's Raining

Hi,

It's raining, but I don't mind!  I just take a stroll in the rain and my clothes become skin-tight!  I love to show off my figure -  do you like what you see?

Cold And Need Shower

Hi,

It is cold and wet, how about I take off these clothes and jump in the shower before I catch a cold?  Can I use your shower?  Mine is not running hot water.

Promotion

Hi,

I am excited about a job promotion.  When I am excited I get all giggly inside of my belly -  perhaps you want to celebrate with me?

Want To Party

Hi,

I have just finished work and it's not happy time on Friday night!  I don't want to go home just because there's no party -  how about you meet me in the city by the bar, and show me how you can party even when it's not Friday!

Go To The Beach

Hi,

I want to go to the beach but I don't like to go alone.  Would you like to come with  me?  We can got for a swim, a sun-bake, or a ride on a boat!  We can do a lot of fun things under the sun!  If you are interested, call me.

I Love Horses

Hi there,

I love horses!  I love to ride on saddle twice per day!  I have two horses to ride and enjoy it to the limit.  Do you like to ride horses?  If so call me, and maybe together we call really make a journey!

Teach Me

Hi there,

I am eighteen and out of school.  I don't have books but I still like to take on lessons.  If you are a good teacher then call me -  I would love to learn all about life and love from you!  Don't be shy, be educated and teach me what I need to learn!

Stretching My Legs

Hi there,

I am waking up and stretching my legs.  If you want to know what they feel like then talk to me -  I know every inch of my body very well, and at end of the hour you will too!

Talk With Coffee

Hi there,

I have been at the gym working out!  I am hot, sweaty, and looking to dry myself while I make good conversation.  If you are sipping on coffee give me a buzz -  I would love to talk to a well grounded person with beans in their hands!

Into The Jungle

Hi there,

I am an attractive woman in their 30's who has an adventurous side!  I enjoy taking trips into the jungle -  do you want to be my guide?