Cool Shave

Hi,

Having a cool shave -  get me some ice aftershave!

Brain Damagd

Hi,

You look brain damaged -  let me get you a drink to cheer you up!

Nice Cup

Hi,

That's a nice cup 0 you can stay;

Movie Marathon

Hi,

I love movies -  let's rent ten of them and run a marathon over take-away!

Go For A Walk

Hi,

A feel like a frog sitting on a stone - want to go for a walk?

Share A Drink

Hi,

I do like a fine drink but with you it could be a refine experience - want to share a drink?

Bad Meal

Hi,

Did you vomit in my pasta -  it's chunky!

Ice-Berg

Hi,

Did an ice-berg hit the shoreline?  It just got really cold!

A Dog

Hi,

I have a dog and you have a dog -  how about we walk them together?

Trade

Hi,

It's so hot -  I need to trade my hot dog for ice cream -  want to have the rest of my meal so I can have a treat?

Computer Games

Hi,

I like computer games - want to come to the arcade for some fun?

Money

Hi,

I am poor - can you give me some money?

Take Umbrella Down

Hi,

You're too fat -  mind taking your umbrella down so I can squeeze in right next to you?

Too Tall

Hi,

You're too tall can you sit down with me so I can watch the game?

Sunny

Hi,

It is sunny - need to shade yourself at the cafe across the street?

Go Out

Hi,

I want to go out with your mum - can you introduce us?

Cheap Detroit

Detroit has some cheap places for $22, 500

Thiland Resort

Thiland selling apartments for profit.  If you want to invest here is the opportunity!  $22, 540 pounds!

Noodles

Hi,

Want to know what's small and thin?  Noodles!  Let's have lunch!