Hi,
It's that time again - lets go and share a meal over conversation!
Sunday, 31 August 2014
Saturday, 30 August 2014
Friday, 29 August 2014
What Are You Doing
Hi,
What are you doing tonight? Staying in or going out? Either way can I hang out with you?
What are you doing tonight? Staying in or going out? Either way can I hang out with you?
Dentist
Hi,
I know you hate going to a Roman Catholic dentist but who else is going to hold you down while they're ripping your two front teeth out?
I know you hate going to a Roman Catholic dentist but who else is going to hold you down while they're ripping your two front teeth out?
Wednesday, 27 August 2014
Monday, 25 August 2014
Sleeping In
Hi,
Having a sleep in? Want me to turn on the television - I have a good movie you can watch;
Having a sleep in? Want me to turn on the television - I have a good movie you can watch;
Saturday, 23 August 2014
Bank
Hi,
Have you heard of a bank? It's where they keep your money - take me to one and let me see how much you have?
Have you heard of a bank? It's where they keep your money - take me to one and let me see how much you have?
Fishing
Hi,
Have you gone to the river - news is that every line has a catch! Want to try and catch some fish?
Have you gone to the river - news is that every line has a catch! Want to try and catch some fish?
Thursday, 21 August 2014
Wednesday, 20 August 2014
Sunbake On Rocks
Hi,
I feel like I am hitting the rocks - let's go to the beach and sun-bake on them!
I feel like I am hitting the rocks - let's go to the beach and sun-bake on them!
Sunday, 17 August 2014
Hows Your Night?
Hi,
So how has your night been? Busy or lame? Maybe we can hit the nightclub and we get it exciting?
So how has your night been? Busy or lame? Maybe we can hit the nightclub and we get it exciting?
Good Shape
Hi,
Have you been doing your exercise? Good, I can see you have kept yourself in good shape!
Have you been doing your exercise? Good, I can see you have kept yourself in good shape!
No strangers
Hi,
What are you doing on this side of town - don't you know the sign reads 'no strangers'! Maybe you can come up to my apartment and we be friends?
What are you doing on this side of town - don't you know the sign reads 'no strangers'! Maybe you can come up to my apartment and we be friends?
Saturday, 16 August 2014
Home-made Ice Cream
Hi,
Want some ice-cream? I'm just put custard in it and want someone to try it out!
Want some ice-cream? I'm just put custard in it and want someone to try it out!
Calculator In Pocket
Hi,
Is that a calculator in your pocket? Can I use it to do taxes? I'll drop it back to your place when I'm done!
Is that a calculator in your pocket? Can I use it to do taxes? I'll drop it back to your place when I'm done!
Knock On Door
Hi,
I would like to knock on your door more often - you wouldn't mind that would you? It would make us the best of neighbors!
I would like to knock on your door more often - you wouldn't mind that would you? It would make us the best of neighbors!
Vacation Time
Hi,
I feel tight eyed and run down - how about we jump in your car and head for a weekend vacation?
I feel tight eyed and run down - how about we jump in your car and head for a weekend vacation?
Manager to Employee
Hi,
I hope you are a wiz on computers because I'm clueless... are you okay with taking instruction from a blonde?
I hope you are a wiz on computers because I'm clueless... are you okay with taking instruction from a blonde?
Lunch
Hi,
I've got a hunger for some lunch - how about we grab some takeaway and take it to the park?
I've got a hunger for some lunch - how about we grab some takeaway and take it to the park?
Friday, 15 August 2014
Free Lunch
Hi,
It's so cold I spent five hundred dollars on heater bills - want to give me a free lunch?
It's so cold I spent five hundred dollars on heater bills - want to give me a free lunch?
Woke Up Early
Hi,
I woke up early this morning just to see if you would come to the park for a run! Want to jog to the shops and buy breakfast?
I woke up early this morning just to see if you would come to the park for a run! Want to jog to the shops and buy breakfast?
Skip Work
Hi,
Sometimes I feel like skipping work like I were skipping school - want to take a break and pretend we are teenagers on the run?
Sometimes I feel like skipping work like I were skipping school - want to take a break and pretend we are teenagers on the run?
Thursday, 14 August 2014
Take Me To Lunch
Hi,
I am feeling hungry - want to take me out to lunch and have a memorable afternoon?
I am feeling hungry - want to take me out to lunch and have a memorable afternoon?
Park
Hi,
I like to walk through the park - want to throw crumbs into the water and watch the ducks chase after them?
I like to walk through the park - want to throw crumbs into the water and watch the ducks chase after them?
Walk With Me
Hi,
When it rains I want to go for a walk - will you walk with me? Rain makes excellent romance!
When it rains I want to go for a walk - will you walk with me? Rain makes excellent romance!
Guy Girl
Hi,
I'm a guy who was once a girl - wanna be friends, I'll take you somewhere special and show you what a great guy a girl like me really is!
I'm a guy who was once a girl - wanna be friends, I'll take you somewhere special and show you what a great guy a girl like me really is!
Wednesday, 13 August 2014
Pub Invite
Hi,
I have just learned that there is going to be live music at the local pub - what to share a couple of drinks and enjoy it?
I have just learned that there is going to be live music at the local pub - what to share a couple of drinks and enjoy it?
Ice Cream
I like ice-cream - what to buy me one from the store down the street? Maybe I could walk there with you!
Party?
Hi,
So would you like to join my family and friends to party? They know how to make god punch;
So would you like to join my family and friends to party? They know how to make god punch;
Saturday, 2 August 2014
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